Tuesday, January 10, 2012

WTC SEPT 11 DESIGN PROPOSAL
guy #1: of course youll support my design bid for the wtc site
guy #2: hell yeah
guy #2: are you working on one?
guy #1: at this point its a used soup can on the end of a 3.5 ft long stick
guy #1: a bronze statue of george bush points to the stick
guy #2: hahaha

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business proposal:

guy#1: senor pizza,a new food and game concept
guy#2: mexican pizza is growing at 30% a year
guy#3: its a sleeper
guy#2: senor pizza- isnt that an inspiring name
guy#3: ahhh the days of old

guy#1: kind of like tombstone, but instead of cowboys getting personal pizzas from the chuck wagon,its mexicans getting spicy pizza from a gigantic terra cotta hacienda. The restrooms will have humorous rustic signs of doubled over men and women with horrible diarhea. Many of the menu items will have fun names playing on the diarrhea theme with funny pictures on the margins of the menu.

guy#3: blow the doors off of taco bell!

guy#1: the two characters who will push the product are a fiery macho mexican man with a comically floppy sombrero, who is always smacking himself
in the forehead and yelling "ah-yiiiiiii"

guy#2: and a wildly gesturing Italian man who always seems to be upset about something

guy#1: the gimmick will be that they continuously fight over whether the senor pizza is more mexican or Italian.